Yes. You can ask me anything you want! ANYTHING. There’s no restriction. Personal or dumb question. Just ask me! =)

Dah setahun lebih Saffa blogging, dah beratus blog Saffa bukak, dah berpuluh blogger Saffa kenal dan ada lah beberapa blogger yang Saffa dah jumpa. Tak lupa juga silent readers yang makin bertambah! Hahaha. Perasan. T__T

As you know, it’s already 2010 baby! So, I thought I would give you the opportunity to know me better! (padahal gila update blog + takder idea nak blog) It’s your chance to ask anything silly or as weird as you want. I’ll do my best to answer your questions and will profess ignorance if I had to.

Yes, you can ask more than one question & be an anonymous. I wont check ur IP address.

No, I wont make a video to answer your questions. I’ll answer it through blog entry.
=)

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?

If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!

If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. (YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
YR: Oo Yeaah? *Boooooring Tone* Okay.. *Muka Seposen*

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: Eyh? Habis tu Miss World/Universe tu Hodoh lah? @ Handsome? Kau tahu ker maksud “Handsome” tu apa?

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Eyh? I thought everyone hate you because you are rich and famous?

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: Like, Seriously? So.. Why are still here? I thought multi-skilled people belong to Harvard University.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Sorry, I’m a Malaysian.

If an annoying hot woman/man says:

1) I know you like me.
YR: Of course I like you! You are such a joke to me!

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Me either. I’m just curious, where did you get your plastic surgery? It’s horrendous!

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Frankly speaking, I’m being nice to you because your parent give me money!

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: I never dream about you and your car. It’s a nigmare to me to dream about you! Geezz..

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: I have lotsa money, I can make them hate you back!

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Does your brain functioning properly to think of that way?

2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: So that you can crash it? No Way!

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: Wait! *checking planner* Sorry, I have been booked for the whole year!

4) What do you like about me?
YR: Errmm.. *thinking for 15 minutes* I will tell you when I do like you.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: “I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!” Done! So what’s next?

If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR: *Checking my Matric card/Name tag*

2) You smell like shit!
YR: Owh. I get it from you!

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Huh *Take out a mirror and look into the mirror with him/her* But we look alike! Are you an ugly creature too?

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: How would you do that? *stick out my toungue*

If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you…
YR: But I dont love you anymore.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: Who’s ‘ME’?

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: But I have my own home!

4) Please call me…
YR: Okay. What’s your name? Who are you BTW?

5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: So? Do you want me to call an ambulance?

If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Eyh! Syukur Alhamdulillah. Ramai dah yang cakap muka Saffa ni macam Heliza AF tuh! Thanks! *Bla Bla Bla*

2) Seriously, I used this product and I’ve changed!
YR: Owh. Where’s the prove? I dont want any picture because there’s a lot of software such as photoshop that could edit and fake it. Why dont you use this product again and we will meet again in another ermm.. years from now?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: It doesnt sell really well right? *Berbisik* Or is it an imitation.. Wait! There must be something wrong with the product! *keep on mumbling*

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: Okay. Do you have any sample?

Geezz.. I’m not really that sarcastic okay. Susah giler fikir nak respond apa!

P/s: Finally! I’m going to blog about it later! Yay!