11
May

McDonald Delivery 2am In The Morning

Freaking ABSOLUTELY WTF!

Like, Seriously?

So. Here it is. What has happened to dLa and I.

It was 12am in the morning when we decided that we wanna have some McD for superduperlate supper. Called the McD. Blablabla… To cut the story short. Around 1.40am, I received a call  from the McD guy.. He was at the Main Gate.

“Owh. Okay” FINALLY…..

*Bunyi kaset rosak tanda something is wrong*

That McD guy was at the Main Gate. MAIN GATE. “Like, Hello… I’m at Mahallah Nusaibah Okayy?” Rupa-rupanya.. Pak Guard tak bagi masuk.

Mengikut peraturan akta sekuriti Universiti Islam Antarabangsa Malaysia.. selepas pukul 12 tengah malam tak boleh buat delivery..”

We begged to the security guard “Please please please

Guess what the security say..

Kamu ada dua pilihan sekarang ni, sama ada cancel order McD atau datang amik dekat Main Gate

Oh great! Mati kutu 0okayy.. Dah lar guard Mahallah pergi mana ntah. Apa lagi. Demi McD. Kebulur okayy. KEBULOQ! Dengan Semi-BajuTidur.. Berjalan lah kaki dari Mahallah Nusaibah.. AIKOL.. KENMS dan ke Main Gate.

It was 2am in the morning okayyyyyy.. Hanya budak UIA yang dapat bayang kan.. Bayang kan…

Like UNBELIEVEABLE okayy.

We are so freaking MAD at the Security Guard.. and a bit scared okayy! Like.. Jaga lah jaga lah. Menyumpah nyumpah seranah. But. When we were there. No. When I was at the Main Gate.. (dLa stayed somewhere near to the Main Gate)

“Dik.. Jalan kaki ker”
“Ye la.. Habis tu? Macam mana..”
“Tak naik scooter ker”
“Mana ada!”

Yo Pak Guard. Kalau lah kitaorang ada Scooter. Tak ada nyer kitaorang merayu suruh hantar McD tu. T___T

“Kenapa kawan kamu tu tak datang sini (Main Gate)?”
And I just smile.. *Senyum lah senyum lah wahai cek mek molek..*
“Dik.. Kenapa duduk kat sana? Kamu pakai bedak sejuk yer”
*menjerit pada dLa*
“Mana ada!”
“Iya lah tu.. Kamu pakai bedak sejuk nih”

Haish. Baru jer nak tunjuk tanda protes. Konon nak mengamuk. Nak marah ah.. Tapi. Bila dah kena lawak bodoh camtu… =.=”

So. That’s ALL?

NO! I wish that’s all. But NO!

Instead of using the way that we used before, we use other way to go back to the Mahallah. Yup. Ikut jalan CENTER (HS).. Tau tak…. In this kind of situation… I ALWAYS WISH that I HAVE A BOYFRIEND so that I could just give a call to MrBoyfie and ask him to pick the McD for me! Tak pun, just save me please.. Just drive and send me (&  dLa) back to the Mahallah.

Haha. Okay. WTF kan.. =.=”

So. On the way back.. Cuba teka cuba teka cuba teka what has happened!

There’s a dog on the hill.. And.. It’s okay if the dog just stood still or whatsover. But.. The dog just bark and bark at us. Freaking SCARY. And punya lah menakutkan sampai Saffa terheret dLa untuk redah/lompat pokok renek kat tepi jalan tu..

But the dog still barking..

Okay Fine. We cross the road. But stillll……….. Argh..

dLa. Jom patah balik pergi Tangga Batu Cave!

Then I called Farah and ask her to wait for us at Batu Cave’s gate. Sumpah nak menangis dah. CRAP CRAP CRAP okayy. Tak cukup adventure ker pergi amik McD tu dekat Main Gate? Pastu nak kena tambah pulak adventure Anjing menyalak!

Haish. So. When we arrived at the Batu Cave’s gate.. We were hoping that we could menyelit between the gate. But DAMN. Hari ni ketat lah plak dia kunci. There’s hardly any space pun between the gate..

OH GREAT! GRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAATT.

There’s only one option for us. LOMPAT pagar a.k.a menyelit antara dawai dawai besi kat bahagian atas gate tuh. Yeah. GREAT kann…?

WHAT A DAY.

Damn you Pak Guard. It just McDelivery! I understand that you’re only doing your job. BUT do you know what have we gone through just to get the McD?

What A Day. What A Day. What A Day. IF only you being a lil bit considerate to us. IF ONLY.

RED: Jalan ke MAIN GATE. JALAN KAKI OKAYYYYY.

BIRU: Jalan Balik ke Mahallah. Berhenti setengah jalan ke Pagar Utama Mahallah. Patah balik untuk guna Tangga Batu Cave / Pintu belakang Mahallah.

P/s: We arrived at our room around 2.40am.

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20 Responses to “McDonald Delivery 2am In The Morning”

  1. Assila May 11th, 2010 at 5:24 am

    40 minit. ais dah cair, cla memang bengang ah >.<

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  2. saffa May 11th, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    Ahh. Bengang, Letih, Takut.. Semua ada. Memang pengalaman yang tak akan di lupa kan ah nih!

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  3. Dilakochan May 11th, 2010 at 6:13 am

    wow! Sgt advanture perjalanan mlm
    kerana MCD! Haha.

    Part Hanjing tu yg scary tu!

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  4. saffa May 11th, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    Scary sangat-sangat okayy. Takut sangat kalau-kalau kena kejar pastu kena serang ker. =(

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  5. Lisa Farhana May 11th, 2010 at 9:18 am

    haha after kul 11 rasanya delivery dah tak boleh masuk mahallah, kena amek kat main gate. sama macam dkt pj zaman dulu2 lah hehe :D

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  6. saffa May 11th, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    Saffa takkkkk ttttaaaaauuuuuuu… =( Rindu Nilai. Pukul 3 pagi pun okayy lagi nak buat delivery sebab Mahallah open kann. =P

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  7. Aisyah Rozi May 11th, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    ouhhh damnnn siannya. oh btw, if anjing kan, don’t be scared. they’re more afraid of people. buat2 nak baling batu, sure lari nya. and dont ever run, jln cam biasa, they wont chase. sometimes anjing menyalak coz they can see what we cant see. so…

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  8. saffa May 11th, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    Ahhh.. Takut lah. Masa tu WHAT IF anjing tu kejar and serang kitaorang?

    BTW, tak terfikir plak pasal anjing tu menyalak sebab they can see what we cant see! Hahaha..

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  9. faiz May 11th, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    kcian nyer ko safa….. jauh kot ko kne jlan…hahaha

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  10. saffa May 11th, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    JAAAAAUUUUHHHHH giler okayyy! Dah macam merentas desa dah kowwttt!

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  11. milimilo May 11th, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    mili penah buat delivery pukul 2pagi jugak tp pegi amek kat main gate naek moto la.yg tangge batu cave nusaibah tu pnah gak lompat masuk sbb malas nk patabalik ke main gate.ok gak la pnjt pagar tu sbb duri dawai2 tu xtajam.heeeee.experience yg adventure tu. =P

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  12. saffa May 11th, 2010 at 10:47 pm

    Ahh best nyer ada MOTO! Dah lah pergi amik dengan Semi-Baju Tidur! Nasib baik macam terfikir nak tukar seluar.. Kalau tak.. Kena patah balik bilik, tukar baju seluar pastu pergi Main Gate.. =.=”

    Memang tak tajam sangat. Tapi kaki Saffa macam cramp sikit bila panjat atas gate tu. Haish. Malang betul.

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  13. silbiabigail May 11th, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    leh bukak caw kampus McD dlm UIA ni… masyuk…!

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  14. saffa May 11th, 2010 at 10:47 pm

    McD patut bukak kat dalam UIA! Hahaha..

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  15. ViniL May 11th, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    hahahah ai keje dulu sekejap kat AIKOL… jalan kaki dari mahallah othman pun dah nyampah.. hahah ni kan main gate.. kui3…

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  16. Iman May 12th, 2010 at 9:42 am

    exercise lah malam tu kan. berapa jam tu jalan. jauh kot,

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  17. saffa May 12th, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    Tak adalah jam pun. Around 20+ minutes gak lah.

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  19. myadlan May 18th, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    nape tak ikut short cut je ikut aikol dan library? jauh nye berjalan.. ok get a bf :P

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  20. saffa May 18th, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    Aikol -> Library? Tak terfikir plak.. Tapi. Lagi menakutkan kalau guna jalan dalam (antara bangunan2)… Kalau ikut jalan luar.. Ikut jalan raya tu. Macam err.. Rasa selamat sebab tempat tu terbuka? =.=”

    Tu lah. Sambil berjalan sambil membebel dengan kawan. Kalau lah ada BF. Suruh jer BF amik kan lepas tu hantar. Hahahaha..

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