16 August 2009

Hi, Boleh Berkenalan?

WTH? NO! Screw all of you* who want to berkenalan on social networking sites!

First, please give me SALAM. Not just Hi.

Second, WTH? I hate that kind of approach. Euww.. That’s (Hi, boleh berkenalan) is like “I’m so 3008 , Your so 2000 and late“!

It’s LAME people. LAME. And it’s seriously booooring and Sangat Cliche ;A trite or overused expression or idea

Untuk makluman semua, Saffa amat tak kisah nak berkenalan okay. Amat tak kisah. Tapi sila gunakan CARA yang betul dan AYAT yang betul. And please make it clear why you want to berkenalan. Obviously you are a PERFECT STRANGER. And WTH do you think I would want to berkenalan with you if it just ;

“Hi, boleh kita berkenalan?”

Hello? Do I know you? Do you know who I am? Who are you? Why would you want berkenalan with me? OK. Heck! Bubye!

Instead, if you use this ; I might give it a consideration..

“Hi, Saya Ahmad. I saw your blog and it captivated me. Boleh kita berkenalan? Maaf la kalau menganggu. Saja jer nak berkenalan. If you dont mind lah..  =P “

Okay. The above sentence might sound a lil bit gewdik. BUT, obviously the one who want berkenalan know about my blog. So, he/she is my reader. So, why not?

or

“Salam, Muke awak mmg sebijik la cam kakak awak… tp awak comel la…hehe.” [Some said this to me.. WTH? Haha..]

The second sentence obviously show that he/she know my sister. So, why not?

Did you see it? The key is to be CLEAR about something.  And your very first ayat untuk berkenalan adalah sangat penting! First Impression mesti jaga.. Trying to berkenalan is not as easy as like typing “Hi, boleh berkenalan” and then you hit the “send” button.

You have to consider what would that person think about your message. Will he/she like it? Will he/she feel annoyed with it? You dont even know the state of mind of that person..

Entah-entah orang tu tengah bad mood. Bila dapat mesej “Hi, leh kenal x?”.. Lagi teruk mood orang tu. Terus di sumpah seranahnyer orang yang hantar mesej tu, padahal orang yang hantar mesej tu ikhlas nak berkenalan..

So? Lu fikirlah sendiri.

And. As for me. I like to be friend naturally.. NATURALLY.

And please stop asking STUPID QUESTION. Sumpah! Saffa tak faham betullah dengan orang yang suka tanya. For example: “Belajar kat mana eyk?” WTHeck? Hello, it stated clearly kowt kat bahagian Info @ “Facebook” and About @ “Saffawati’s Blog”.

Nak berkenalan? Go and learn how to write a short but mesmerizing sentence first! Or just be blunt. That’s it!

Hi, Saya Ahmad. Saya tak pandai nak tulis ayat power-power untuk berkenalan ni. So, boleh kita tak berkenalan?

Okay. Fine! It’s okay then. =)

P/s: For that particular person. Sorry. Wrong timing. Wrong approach.

Hi. I’m Saffa. I’m an Economics & Management Sciences student at CFS IIUM Nilai. I’m 19 years old. Emotionally unstable, out going  but shy among people who are ‘strangers’ to me and I tend to be ‘different’ when I wasnt in my ‘group’. So, can we be friend?

P/s: Finally I’m writing something! Haha.. Oh ya. “I’m not in the mood”. Intenet SUX. Rosak mood nak comment2. Haish. Urrghh..

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50 Responses to “Hi, Boleh Berkenalan?”

  1. chokilala August 16th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    haha. garangnya cik kak kita. tengah cuti-cuti malaysia ke, oops jepun ^_lol bawa bersabar ye ^_biggrin

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  2. saffa August 16th, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Haha. Garang ker. =.=”

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  3. yash August 16th, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    hai saya ikhram dinzly.. yang pelakon tuh.. nak kenal2 keh??

    hahhahaha~ jgn marah.. ^_lol

    selalu bende2 nie kat fs, ms, tag… fb lom lagi pasal baru je bukak..
    huhuhuh.. mang x suke gak tapi layan aje dgn jawab sepatah..
    anti dia x tnye dah.. hohohhoho! ^_jumpy

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  4. saffa August 16th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Saffa tak kisah kalau kat MySpace or Fs. Masalah nyer benda ni dah berlaku kat FACEBOOK. Tu yang naik angin tuh! Malas jer nak letak yang Facebook punya..
    Tak jawab macam rude plak. So, Saffa akan jawab jer apa yang dia tanya.

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  5. megat August 16th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    wah emosi betul catatan ni hu3. tapi tak apalah, luahan yang dibuat semoga dapat menenangkan sedikit apa yang dipendam.

    pelik tapi benar, masih wujud istilah seperti tersebut. nak berkenalan tapi tidak mempromosikan diri walau sedikit. sepatutnya ayat pertama lebih kepada tujuan perkenalan!

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  6. saffa August 16th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    Agak emosi lah. Itu lah. Nak berkenalan, tapi tak promosi diri.. Wrong approach!

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  7. Lisa Farhana August 16th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    very irritating kalau org tanya “blajar kt mana? dduk kat mana?” when terang2 dah state kt info or about me or whtever. haish. makes me question their motives.

    ikot sms lagi menyakitkan hati. ^_no

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  8. saffa August 16th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Sangat-sangat IRRITATING kan Lisa. Dyeorg ni PEMALAS betul. Kalau Saffa, memang akan godek habis lah, baru tanya something..

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  9. francesca March 10th, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    saya ini kawan baru boleh berkenal .sudi kawan dengan saya

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  10. Fazreen August 16th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    La…ingt dh jd student UIA gombak.. :)..biasa la tu..ramai je yg mcm 2…

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  11. Nikuve August 16th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    well this words i’m very2 hate la.. eg: “hi leh kenal?”
    words dah merosakkan Bahasa Malay.. and so on..
    tapi laki jarang la kene mcm ni. Kecuali yg hensem2.. tu.. ^_lol

    p/s: jwb jer tak mau.. haha.. ^_lol

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  12. saffa August 16th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Tak suka bagi Bad Impression pada orang. =)

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  13. Khairil August 16th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    kadang2 terasa annoying bila ada org yg x knal tetiba terus tny mcm2 soalan…mgkin cara introduction x betul, tp bila dh lama2 chat ok la

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  14. saffa August 16th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Memang Saffa setuju. Tapi Saffa ni jenis tak mudah lupa. Bila Saffa rasa ANNOY dengan someone. Sumpah Saffa akan ingat sangat-sangat. Bila Saffa start tak suka, susah nak ubah perasaan tu.

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  15. KNizam August 16th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    aku suka benda2 mcm ni. nak berkenalan kunun. haha
    senang je jawapannya. suruh je dia direct ke blog kita
    dapat traffic free lagi. haha

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  16. saffa August 16th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Good Idea! Haha.

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  17. Azah August 16th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    haha…semalam baru dapat email dr seseorg yg x dikenali nak mintak berkenalan. mujur la insan tu berbudi bahasa, x dek pakai “hai, leh kenal?”… kalo tak, macam ni jugak la rasanya.

    huhu… lek saffa~ buat dunno je.

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  18. saffa August 16th, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Dah ignore dah pun. Huhu..

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  19. ikram hakimi August 16th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    agak-agak, kita boleh berkenalan tak? ^______^

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  20. saffa August 16th, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Yup, nama awak sapa. =________=”

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  21. takenaga August 16th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    hahaha siannye u jadi mangsa.

    Pompuan pon ade gak suke gune ayat camni tauu. haha
    Selambe je kalau ditanye, “boleh berkenalan?” jawab je, “tak!”
    hahaha padan muke die.

    dalam inbox myspace bersepah. comment jgn cite laa. tak approve pon kadang2. jahat kan? haha
    =P

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  22. saffa August 16th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Ah.. Myspace tak yah cakap ah. BERSEPAH giler. Suma orang2 yang DESPERADO tuh! Ntah pa per jer. Haish.

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  23. oDiN August 16th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    hi . boleh berkenalan ?
    muka awk mcm saffawati.com la ..
    :P

    p/s : ada new design x for blogger’s tee ?

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  24. Luth Textile August 16th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    tengok macam remeh kan? tapi tak

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  25. d|n August 16th, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    lu fikirlah sendiri..hehe
    kawan bia sejuta..bini bia satu..klo mampu empt lg bgs..huhu ^_tongue

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  26. GRuNGe August 16th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    Assalamualaikum Safa. Boleh berkenalan.

    Erk, macam ni ke ayat yang betul untuk berkenalan dengan awak?

    Lalalalalaal.

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  27. Faer August 16th, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Salam~ hmmm well ntuk berkenalan ada etika dier , so ak agak stuju gak r dgn approach ko. Erm ader fire dak yg ckp hi tue ker?

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  28. saffa August 18th, 2009 at 1:07 am

    Semua benda ada etika. Pandai2 lah fikir. Masa tulis entri ni sebenarnya tengah EMO. Tapi tak ada lah sampai Saffa Fire orang yang nak berkenalan tu.. Lepaskan geram kat blog jer.. =.=”

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  29. Kill-Vearn August 16th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    “Salam.. saya KV.. 1st time tgk saffa nya blog, baca sket².. agak menarik… then tgk gambar saffa.. then order baju dari saffa.. then dpt no fon & sms saffa.. then call saffa a lil bit.. lastly dpt jumpa saffa gak.. erm nak tanya boleh kita berkenalan?”

    hoho ok tak ayat² di atas saffa? ekekeke.. so leh ke kita berkawan lebih rapat? nanti nak g CM gtaw oke!

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  30. Dss August 16th, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    waaahh klu am kne cmni? aiyak.. smakin bingung idup ku.. tp xde pn sesape rajin nk anta2 cmtu kt am. btw myb ade certain person agk typical.. so they choose same word like the other typical person. haha lai2.. am nk gak r cmtu, bg saffa bengang gak..
    “hai.. bole berkenalana..”

    nota kaki: ppppeeeeppppss.. do care what ppl says :P

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  31. Roslan Nazri August 16th, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    huhu..salam cik safa..saya dah kenal awak..awak wajib berkenalan dengan saya…camtu leh pakai??hehehe..
    takpe2..if u say lame..ignore jer..huhu..

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  32. safwan August 17th, 2009 at 12:43 am

    Bersangka baik je lah ye. Mana la tau masa tuan punya badan keluar gi tandas ke, wat air ke, tetiba ada kengkawan yang dok pedajal guna akaun FB dia.

    Kadang-kadang ada jugak member -member yang macam tu. Suka kacau kawan punya FB, YM, dan termasuk SMS sekali. Huhu..

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  33. ikram hakimi August 17th, 2009 at 9:53 am

    nama saye Ikram Hakimi, panggil Ikram jek,
    asal mane ek? hik hik hik

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  34. zool August 17th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Assalamualaikum..
    Saya Zool .. Ala penulis blog ligakampung.com yang ntahapahapa cerita tu..
    Ingat nak berkenalan dengan cik Saffa tapi malu.. Almaklumlah rupa tak seberapa, duit pun tak banyak mana..

    Huhuhuhuhuhu.. Kalau ayat kat atas tu camne?? BOleh tak? :)

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  35. kyonkichi August 17th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    garangnye mk cik….ish3x…x yah susah2..rse2 x nk x yah bother..wt x taw je….

    xyah pening2…

    =)

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  36. xmindfreakx August 17th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    hai cik saffa..saya azam…saya sudah bertunang..saya blom kahwin…saya nak ajak cik saffa dating..nanti saya tanya tunang saya..boleh saya jalan-jalan sambil ambil gambar cik saffa..tapi sebelum tu,cik saffa kena beri saya voucher karoke tuh…hai..wassalam.

    p/s:pechah kacha pechah ghelas,sudah bacha hara bhalas…

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  37. saffa August 18th, 2009 at 12:58 am

    Hi azam. saya tak berminat nak ada affair dengan tunag orang. nanti kena serang. terima kasih.
    P/s: sudah baca jangan balas. Hahahahahahahahaha……..

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  38. blowie August 17th, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    hai cik saffa,saya si comel. saya tinggal di setapak,masih belajar. saya suka air sirap,kadang kadang saya minum air barli suam di kedai mamak. makanan kegemaran saya ialah roti telur. saya ada sebuah calculator yg sgt saya sayang. saya gemarkan karaoke dan blogging,blog kamu sungguh menarik perhatian saya kerana warna kekuningannya membuatkan saya lapar. no tel saya 012-3456789,cik saffa boleh call,sms,mms,video call bila bila masa dimana jua anda berada bila cik saffa kebosanan disiang mahupun malam hari. saya ada misai,boleh berkenalan?

    hahahahahahhahaha,jangan maraaa :P

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  39. saffa August 18th, 2009 at 12:49 am

    Sumpah memang Saffa reject sangat! Haha.. Mengarut jer ko nih! Itu dah terlebih informasi tuh!

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  40. Roslan Nazri August 17th, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    komen blowie atas ni nak wat aku muntah makanan aku makan skg..kelakar giler2 la..hahaha..

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  41. nono August 17th, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    garangnyerr~

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  42. RF August 18th, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    hahaha……..ganas lah awek nie..huhuhu…..hi saffa nak kenal leh? nape nak kenal? awak comel..hehehe….jgn lempang saya..hahaha…

    Betul gak apa yg ko kata kan, tetiba datang msg macam 2. Benda mcm ni jgn dilayan…

    Tapi serius ni saya nak kenal ngan awak? ^_jumpy

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  43. Aisyah October 25th, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    Hi saffa, I’m hot, let’s hang out! ;D

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  44. saffa October 25th, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Hahahaha. Hi Aisyah! I’m COLD. Might turn off your HOT-NESS! So, still wanna Hang Out with me! XD

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  45. manggi@firdaus July 30th, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    assalammuailaikum Saffa.kalau dekat di hulurkan tangan tapi kita juah hanya dapat berberikan salam.kalau ada ruang ingin juga menjadi kenalan awak.kalau di terima baru lah kita chat panjang-panjang.

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  46. hyper_munchys September 12th, 2010 at 1:32 am

    awesome!!
    tpi..ckit garang..emm,bnyak kowt..ngee~:D

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  47. surayahawani December 16th, 2010 at 11:31 am

    u r so righhhtttt!!
    diz morning br dpt email…”hi..leh kenal..?”
    urghhh…ewww

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  48. ibrahim mohd July 13th, 2011 at 9:18 am

    salam perkenalan dari saya

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  49. gigi September 8th, 2011 at 6:27 pm

    haha…quite interesting..ske part yg ‘Hi, Saya Ahmad. Saya tak pandai nak tulis ayat power-power untuk berkenalan ni. So, boleh kita tak berkenalan?’ yg len poyo ah..cam bebudak bajet gempak la lu

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  50. marahaini September 25th, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    hai boleh kenalan nama saya marahaini

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