Ada Apa Dalam Majalah CLEO?

CLEO, girls bestfriend?

Ada apa dalam Majalah CLEO sampai perempuan ‘tergila-gila’ kan CLEO?

The Front Page / Cover;

• SLIMMING STYLING TRICKS for every shape!
• 10 SIGNS your bestie is cheating on you (with her new better friend)
• Are you a GLAD WRAP GIRL? when a guy thinks you’re too clingy
• CAN YOU lead or change the world
• THE CLEO TOP-TO-TOE Body REPORT
• How many lovers o you need before meeting the one

Dont you dare to say that those titles are not interesting! Haha.. Okay. Next.. Belek-belek.. ADVERTISMENTS. Estee Lauder, Lancome, Guess bla bla bla..

BEAUTY PEEK. Beauty editor’s notebook. Sheer up your eyes, lips and cheeks with these translucent textures that are super-fine and give an absolutely glowy effect. Hurm..Interesting..

BEAUTY BAR, BEAUTY BUZZ. Products review. Dior addict high gloss. Bobbi brown shimmer brick compact, MAC pigment in revved-up bla bla bla

BEAUTY INSIDER. Cant gett enough make-up know-how? Shawn P.Peltier shares his expertise with you. Malaysia is basically summer all year round. Is there such a thing as heatproof make up?

HAIR CLIPS. Stuck on curls! To the left, to the left. Instead of the normal straight-laced pony yadadadadada…

Teringat Reality Show SNSD ;  ”Factory Girl”

OMG. Banyak lagi! Di selang-selikan dengan iklan-iklan-iklan-dan-iklan. *faint* MANE ISSUE. BEAUTY EXPERT. BEAUTY STAR. READER ROAD TEST. BEAUTY SCHOOL. FASHION SPY. STAR STYLE. CATWALK CHIC. PERSONAL SHOPPER. GET THE LOOK. Okay-malas-dah-nak-menaip.

Jom kita skip pergi kat artikel-artikel CLEO.

PHONE BALONEY
Sometimes you have to read between the lines to pick up on what a guy’s really saying on the phone.
Something came up = I found something better to do
Hey, what are you up to? = Hey, I’m bored so I’m calling at the last minute for a date

HOW BIRTH ORDER can boost your LIFE, LOVE, CAREER.
First-Born (The high-achiever), Only-Child (The opinion maker), Youngest (The risk-taker)
I’m Second-Born/Middle (The chameleon)!
“Whoever the first born is, the second will be different” Middle children look at the eldest and choose to develop different skills. CHECK! Competitive. CHECK! More flexible about life. CHECK!

10 SIGNS YOUR BESTIE IS CHEATING ON YOU
She has a new dress sense, She stops asking you for advice, She does not answer phone calls in front of you, She ‘loses’ your friendship charm.. Yadadadada..

Eyh eyh.. KUIZ! *Muka berseri-seri macam bidadari* DO YOU PLAY TO WIN IN LOVE? A.B.C.D Result: Playing to Date/Mate/Win.

OMG. It’s not even HALF PAGE YET!

RM5-7, with lotsa articles, tips, ads, pictures.. around 300+ pages. Simply irresistable kan. Hahaha. WTH.. Okay lah. Let me be frank.

I read CLEO because it’s FUN. It’s pretty CHEAP. It’s INTERESTING walaupun artikel dia kadang-kadang akan buat kita geleng kepala dan megerutkan dahi. There’s LOTSA GREAT PICTURES to dream on. QUIZZES to play with. TIPS, TRICKS & INFO to watch out.

Macam mana LELAKI suka NARUTO. Macam tu lah PEREMPUAN dengan CLEO / Other Magz. Lagi pun, membaca itu kan amalan mulia.*

Clueless? Anggaplah korunk baru sahaja membuang masa di Saffawati’s Blog. As always. Hahaha… *Evil Laugh*

OH. TERIMA KASIH KERANA MEMBACA! =)

p/s: Ref CLEO, Oct 2007 (randomly chosen)

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