11 October 2009

The Ultimate 30 Tips To be A Cam Whore

Filed in Art & Photography, Blog & The Stuff

Apa itu Cam Whore ? Cam Whore adalah Cam Whore lah! Hahahaha.. “Yes yes yes!” *Ajuk Abg Zainal =P*

Wokayh wokeyh. Serius serius! BERDIRI SEMUA! Selamat Pagi Cikgu. Terima Kasih Cikgu.

Walau pun Saffa dah lama meninggal kan dunia ber’self-camwhoring ni.. Tapi, demi korang semua… Rela Saffa camwhoring! Hahaha.. *TIPU TIPU TIPU*

Okay okay. Kalau nak CamWhore ni. Yang penting mesti ada CAMERA! Tak kisah lah cap kapak sekali pun.. Psstt.. Kalau kamera cap kapak lagi best, kualiti gambar tak berapa sangat… Jadi.. selamatlah jerawat-jerawat kat muka korang tu. Hehehehe..

Okay. Dah banyak makan kerepek dan juga asyik cakap “okayy” tak habis-habis. Jom jom TIPS + GAMBAR.. Jangan ter ‘PUKE‘ plak eyh. Hahahaha…

Tips-tips Self-Camwhoring:

1. ‘Angle’ MySpace. Amik gambar dari atas supaya nampak kurus.

2. Jelir lidah.

3. Buat muka macam minah apa ntah.

4. Buat gaya action lebih.

5. Buat gaya action cool.

6. Amik gambar tak full.

7. Buat mimik ‘Hurmmm’.. Expression annoying.

8. Jangan pandang kamera.

9. Kembungkan pipi.

10. Be creative ; play with prop ; duit syiling etc.

11. Show ur flaw. (Tudung rosak)

12. Tiru gaya ; polis tengah tiup pistol. WTH. Hahaha..

13. Muka tahan mengantuk.. Expression tak boleh blah.

14. Air mata drama Korea.

15. Air mata drama Melayu.

16. Buat muka cute kanak-kanak menangis.

17. Sorokkan identiti.

18. Yes. I did it. We did it. Lagu Dora The Explorer.

19. Uh uh.. Smelly… Expression muka lawak.

20. Tunjuk muka “Euuuwww..”

21. Muka annoying tengah telepon.

22. Muka tak puas hati ; eyh. WTH?

23. Pura-pura cari benda.

24. Buat muka Oh MAK COW! *tutup mulut-nanti lalat masuk*

25. Ketap bibir dan cuba panjangkan muka.

26. Buat cam KAWAII. Peace no war. *FAILED*

27. Eyh eyh. Gambar sama macam kat atas.

28. Ketap bibir. Buat muka innocence.

29. Yeah. Muka comel macam kanak-kanak ribena.

3o. Okayh. Bye bye SIR.

Sekian Terima Kasih untuk entri mengarut hari ini; Now, nak pergi kemas Bloggers Tee korang tuh. Owh. Semua ini sangat mengarut. Sila ignore.

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58 Responses to “The Ultimate 30 Tips To be A Cam Whore”

  1. Rara October 11th, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    ahaa comellllllll ^_kiss

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  2. matt October 11th, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    wah………

    erk…..comel….

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  3. MK October 11th, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    Hahah, comel.

    Nak buat gak la :P

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  4. saffa October 11th, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    MK ni asyik cakap jer nak cam whore. Tapi tak buat pun.. *merajuk ah camni* =P

    Reply

  5. Khairil October 11th, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    nice pic ^_regular

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  6. Mr K October 11th, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    yu yu. blh x ai dapat baju tanpa bayar nie

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  7. saffa October 12th, 2009 at 1:01 am

    Tak bayar.. tak dapat lah baju. Saffa pegang dulu TShirt tu.

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  8. Diya October 11th, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Nice! ^-^

    Gambar air mata drama Korea tu nampak macam Saffa tahan gelak pun ada. Huhu. Comel thou. Diya suka gambar 25, ketap bibir =D

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  9. saffa October 12th, 2009 at 1:03 am

    Suka gambar itu juga! XD Memang mengarutkan ekspresi muka saffa tu semua? Haha. Abang Saffa dah membebel bila tengok Saffa tak habis-habis cam whore dalam kereta tadi..

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  10. pear October 11th, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    hoho…seribu satu wajah….

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  11. beliamuda October 11th, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    entri kali ni penuh dengan pelbagai eksperesi wajah… (^_~)v

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  12. Ynn October 12th, 2009 at 12:06 am

    haha serius terasa semua mcm itu lah cam whore yes i likeee ♥ HAHAHAHA

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  13. Aneesah October 12th, 2009 at 12:42 am

    xD Camwhore betulla. Lucky Saffa photogenic! Actually kalau angle lain2 muka Saffa nampak macam orang lain2. :P

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  14. saffa October 12th, 2009 at 1:01 am

    Photogenic ker? Saffa rasa tak la.. =( kalau photogenic, amik gambar apa pun lawa.. Saffa rasa gambar yang Saffa amik tak semua ‘menjadi’.. =.=”

    Yup! Lain kan.. Haha.. tudung pun cam selebih skit. Tu yang nampak lain skit.

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  15. blowie October 12th, 2009 at 1:31 am

    aduhh,ekspressi korek hidung yang ku nantikan tak kunjung tiba :P
    hahahaha

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  16. Mus October 12th, 2009 at 2:43 am

    mmg kreatif buat banyak aksi. kalau aku.. silap2 buat aksi sama 2 3 kali kot..

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  17. acaphappy October 12th, 2009 at 8:03 am

    kreatif gile lah! haha! yg penting , comel ^_biggrin

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  18. Zara October 12th, 2009 at 9:49 am

    Woot!
    Sungguh kamu amat comel Saffa!
    Comel2~ ^_kiss ^_kiss

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  19. safwanhussin October 12th, 2009 at 9:58 am

    Camwhore.. Cam best.. Cam bagus je. Hak hak..

    Reply

  20. atokk October 12th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    hahhaha….camwhores plak dalam blog nie…kui2

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  21. Lisa Farhana October 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    entry paling best
    i love camwhoring! hahahaha

    paling setuju dgn tips main angle tu
    boleh nampak lagi kurus (walau sbnrnya tak ^_no)

    Reply

  22. loq October 12th, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    nice entry..
    tak pernah terfikir untuk buat tips macam ni
    :)

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  23. Adila October 12th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    AHAHAHAHAHH good one! ^_lol

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  24. keiroro October 12th, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    chomey sokmo. haha.

    biar saya teka.

    sebelum saffa nak buat cam whore ni, mesti saffa make sure line clear.

    tak de sesape di sekeliling saffa.

    then………

    start cam whore. kan kan ? haha.;D

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  25. saffa October 12th, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    TEEETTT. SALAH! Saffa cam whore je. waktu cam whore ni tgh OTW nak pergi amik Bloggers Tee kat Kedai TShirt..
    Amik je lah. Dalam kereta je. Bukan ada orang kenal pun. Kat jalan raya. =P

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  26. MK October 13th, 2009 at 12:28 am

    Oke la, ini khas untuk Saffa: http://twitpic.com/ky4ky

    P/S: Btw bila MK klik pada Reply kat komen Saffa kat atas tu, nothing happens. So I’m not sure to which comment this one will reply to. Just mentioning.

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  27. saffa October 13th, 2009 at 12:54 am

    *gelak Guling-Guling* Okayh! 4.2/5!

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  28. samanosuke_04 October 13th, 2009 at 1:27 am

    camwhore gila ko!!! sesuai rr jadik sifu.. and aku tak nafi, teknik 1st memang ramai orang guna.. haha, alasan dia pun memang sebab nak bagik nampak kurus.. hohoho

    Reply

  29. HuRuL_AiNi October 13th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    cool la….comel….****aku jeles…aku x fotogenik… ^_cry

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  30. sweet.ants October 13th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    haha serius lawak…mmg kene la pd yg suke bgambo cam tuh…
    bajet lawa sgt…klu dlm myspce tu bdak2 bsepah muke camni punyer posing..kan kan?? neway., u cute lorh ^_tongue

    Reply

  31. Eriyza October 13th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Topik yg melucukan.
    Tahniah. Hehehe!!! :)

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  32. hazim October 13th, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    eh2.
    comel la plak..
    tgok tuan blog nie buat muka cam tue :P
    hahaha..
    nice tip’s !

    Reply

  33. d|n October 13th, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    haha..byk gile gaye..
    nasib bek x de kuak lentang punye ^_sick

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  34. zool October 13th, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Waduh2.. macam2 ekspresinya..
    mau belakon barangkali..
    blh amik lakon citer sinetron

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  35. Ina October 13th, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    cam memek!

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  36. Radeitz October 13th, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    like hell ^_cool

    Reply

  37. niz muhaini October 14th, 2009 at 3:54 am

    ^_surprised …..hehhe..ade erk pose2 cmni..taubat sy xpnah tau pon..tq bnyak ats entry yg amt mnarik…

    Reply

  38. ayumi October 14th, 2009 at 11:30 am

    air mata drama korea tak bleh blah. haha.

    btw, amek gambar dari atas memang akan nampak muka kurus pun. betul. betul. i agree.

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  39. Roslan Nazri October 14th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    aku rase kalo aku buat sume org lari..kih3..btw u saffa ok la..sbb perempuan comel..huhu

    Reply

  40. ash October 19th, 2009 at 10:22 am

    oh kiutnye.. ^_omg

    Reply

  41. aida October 24th, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    juz want to ask..
    cmne u wt blog secantek nie?

    Reply

  42. saffa October 25th, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Salam, Saffa upah kawan designkan blog ni. ;)

    Reply

  43. mixa_oit October 27th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    ko ni prasan gak ek…..hu hu..sori.cm comei r 2…..

    Reply

  44. Zala Wajik October 28th, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    Aku ketawa macam dah lama habis last-year exam
    bila baca entri ni..

    habislah ilmu 40 hari aku =.=

    Reply

  45. saffa October 29th, 2009 at 12:05 am

    Isk.. =__________________= Kelakar sangat ker? Senyum senyum dah la.. =.=”

    Reply

  46. spidertalibplantman November 21st, 2009 at 2:05 am

    trima kaseh cikgu..tringt time aku praktikum tp bkn ajar camwhoring tp ajar math..hehe.

    Reply

  47. peminat wondergirls February 11th, 2010 at 4:37 am

    kelakar gila. thanks for the tips.

    Reply

  48. saffa February 17th, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    :D Hehehe. It’s pointless entry kan. Just for fun. Welcome.

    Reply

  49. SYAH February 13th, 2010 at 11:20 am

    haha..so nice.nsb la pic tu lomo ctet..so nampak lah keseriannye…ahakz.. snarnye ape motif post ni.. -_-” hahakz..nway..urmmm….no comment..but its CUTE!! really.. woohha.

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  50. saffa February 17th, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    Just for fun actually.. Hahaha. Pointless kan.

    Reply

  51. Mamatt April 25th, 2010 at 2:31 am

    hahah demm lah entry nih.. mintak izin saye nak link page nih kat fb saye.. oppss ok dah link pon.. hahahha tak tahannn!

    Reply

  52. Oh! Duit June 22nd, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    LoL..cool ja entri ni..hehe..

    Reply

  53. redfar June 26th, 2010 at 11:36 am

    nice pic.. huhu.. i like.. you did it, we did it.. Dora the explorer.. Kui3..

    Reply

  54. saffa June 27th, 2010 at 12:44 am

    Thanks. :)

    Reply

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  56. amko December 9th, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    aku ade camera pakai buang.. bole buat cam whore x

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  57. alif affandi April 10th, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    hahaha sebijik gaya myspace..
    tp gaya2 mcm ini masih ada di fb..and one more thing..
    kalo girl gi fitting room..mst snap dgn baju yg dorang cube tu..
    kewajipan heh

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  58. saffa April 10th, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    LOL. Yerp!

    Reply